I'm a faggot /a/.
And guys want to fuck faggots Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That guy you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to girls who treat him wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how his girlfriend hasn't called him in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, he'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will share his lunch, hang out with you on the rooftops, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch him beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking him.
The hot guy who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with his sister, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking him too, even harder.
The smart guy you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with him? He plays chess, and helps student council, and reads literature? He's so incredible and you just love him so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell him how you feel about him?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?