Seriously, most of us don't even understand your posts at all. And the average age is higher than you and already used to pretty much any trolls. Let's say, we're like old /b/tards around 30 who have been pathetic and couldn't grow out of the cesspit after several years of internet ronery lives.
As for Japanese, no one with normal intelligence can learn a language. You'll be able to grasp the gist of all posts after few years of study.