Lies, damned lies and statistics.
Which of the following lines would you most likely be threatened with by a young lad in a tracksuit?
1) Yoo want a piece of this lot, doo yeh?
2) Yoo fookin' star'in'?
3) Yoo're asskin fer a clacked 'ead, mate!
4) Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs, abiding by the rules set down by the Marquis of Fantailler!
Accompanied by which of the following gestures?
a) Fingers formed into a gun shape, tilted to the side and pointed in your vague direction.
b) Chest thrust out and pushing into you, with the arms trust down to the sides and slightly back.
c) Hands extended towards you, palms flat and fingers fully extended.
d) Legs spread wide and fists balled in manly agression.