I'm a complete n00b. I only watched a couple eps of Azumanga Daioh and I gotta ask:
Kaorin and Sakaki. Seriously. Kaorin. Seriously, man, seroiusly. Man, seriously.
...Is she gay? A cursory observation led me to believe she had an unhealthy obsession with Sakaki at least. Someone want to thoroughly explain the whole Kaorin-Sakaki thing to me as plain as possible?