Get the fuck out, you cancerous shit-stain on the ass of humanity.
I swear I am going to kill myself and go to hell, where my festering hatred will turn me into an unstoppable juggernaut, resulting in me taking over hell. From there, I order the annihilation of Earth, razing every building, every nation, every bunny and puppy and child.
And I'm going to make you live in that shit-hole, laughing at you from my burning throne.
All because I hate you that much.