......Not even a nipple.
I seriously thought OP was just lying and going to pull a "SURPRISE! PROMOTIONS!!" on us, but goddamnit. Now I have a raging boner, and I'm *JUST* about to cum, but now I can't, so it's dying and I'm feeling absolute despair because it'll have to die completely before getting up again. My balls feel weird like as if they're anticipating a painful crotch kick that will never come. You know...like when someone feigns to punch you and they stop JUST before they hit your shoulder and there's this numb feeling that you get in your arm as you braced for the impact that never came.
Goddamnit OP, I hate you.