Sorry anon, but just because you don't think you will have sex in the near or distant future doesn't mean other people are the same way. It is entirely possible to watch anime, browse /a/, and have many sexual escapades like I do. I know its hard to believe for a person like you and I know it probably makes you angry with jealousy, but its true. Get over it.
And no, I will not have sex with you. I don't care how gay you are for me, I like women. What I just said may hurt your heart nut there is no candy coating things like this.