I have a group of friends in college who are raging weeaboos. They spout "obscure" memes (like there really is such a thing) and talk about them. Their favorite anime is Naruto, they play the japanese Naruto fighting game.
The leader of their cult calls the others with japanized names and adds honorifics. She uses random japanese phrases anyone could pick up from anime. Every time she uses japanese, I rage hard because I can understand her every time, yet I act like I don't.
Just the other day, one asked about watching an anime together. I tried to use this as an attempt to open up to them slowly. They wanted to watch FMA, not that I dislike it at all, but there are so many better series. He was surprised when I told him I didn't have DVDs, only fansubs.
Fucking never ends. Who do I share my godly obligatory manga collection with?