Oh. My. God. You have like no clue what happened today! It was, like, totally, ah! I was so, like... You have no idea! It was just soooo...! Eeh!
Breath, Kyon-ko. Calm down. The diary won't listen to you if you let your hormones talk.
So, today in school, I was going to the SOS brigade and accidentally stumbled in on Minoru changing. No "birdie", thankfully, but still, he was just so cute! The muscles rippling on his chest were just, so, like, amazing! I was like, totally, AH!
Calm down. Calm down. Well, he naturally kicked me out of the room, but still! I should have taken a picture! That picture would have been hanging on my wall next to my pictures of K*mina, under my picture of Arch*r, and right above my picture of Kon*ta. Minoru, you can do what those definitions of gar did and more!
By the way, diary, I hope you liked that bow I attached to your front. I think it looks cute on you.
So, tomorrow's Easter. What do you think I should wear? A sun dress sound good to you? Red or pink? Haruki naturally is making up celebrate it along with all those weird holidays he celebrates, so why not be festive? They dye eggs in the west, why can't we?