I'm hoping for the Ulq fight to start with Ichigo getting whooped by Ulq, and then Grimmjow, Renji, Chad, Rukia, Ishida, Kenpachi, Byakuya, and Nel getting owned by Ulq one by one (and maybe Yachiru, Unohana, and Orihime could get in on the action?), with Hanataro getting a shot off from his zanpakuto for the lulz. Meanwhile, while they were all doing that, Ichigo was training a new move with Zangetsu in his mind, and then after waking up, using the new move on a worn-down Ulq lets him win. IMO, that's the best way to handle the Ulq fight. Also, it's copypasta, just not from Bleach.