"What do you want?" Our self proclaimed leader stammers.
The girl points at me.
"I know it was you." She says with tears in her glassy blue eyes. "My door has windows on it so my whole family saw you put that snake on our doorstep!"
Feeling a sudden sense of guilt, I leap out of the tree house and begin to walk towards her. I approach her until our faces are only inches apart with. I can see her underage cheeks begin to turn red. I can tell she wants my prepubescent but large cock but is also suffering from the inner conflict of having sexual desires at such a young age. With a gentle smile I reach my hand out and punch her in her blushing face.
I take out my wooden sword and start to hit her with it until she bleeds and my comrades proceed to take out their beebee guns and shoot her repeatedly. As she starts to wail I scream:
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID BITCH! OUR SECRET BASE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET. I DON'T WANT YOU FUCKING GIRLS TO KNOW WHERE IT IS. GO PLAY WITH YOUR GODDAMN POLLY POCKET YOU LITTLE DUMBASS. I'LL KILL YOU."
As I end my statement she starts to run away, tripping over her stupid whore feet a few times. Sighing, I return to my important conversation about Nintendo 64.