PenPen shrieked in pain as he rocked back on Shinji's dick then swung back forward on it, like those rockem' sockem' blow up balloons from the 80's.
"Wow cool." said Shinji, as he punched PenPen every time he would bounce back forward on his dick. "This is so much fun!" he laughed as he beat the hell out of the poor penguin.
"Shinji stop it!" pleaded Misato. "Don't tell me you didn't expect PenPen's sperm to hit you in the face with him sitting in your lap like that!"
"Eh, I guess you're right." said Shinji as he stopped hitting PenPen.
PenPen was beaten and bloody now, nearly unconscious. Shinji pulled the little guy off his dick and stood up, holding PenPen by the head. He then began walking towards the kitchen.
"Where are you going?" asked Misato, not sure what Shinji would do next.
"All this fucking has made me hungry." said Shinji simply.
"Wha..... " gasped Misato, her eye's going wide as she realized Shinji was heading for the oven. "No Shinji don't!" she pleaded.