>>10283388>sad about your parents?
Hypothetically yes, but it'd hypothetically ruin my reputation as an internet tough guy if I admitted it.>a moral person?
Well... I'm ethical.>rape your sister?
To be non-hypothetical for a moment, no. I'm not going to. She's having quite a bad enough year already without me going Orphanage of Darkness on her. I obviously implied it on purpose in my post, but that was just because "wow, this is the best rape setup ever" was among the thoughts I've had and I thought /a/ would appreciate the joke.
Also, to answer the person who asked the question about wills, last I knew the plan gave custody to my mother's aunt and uncle (my great-aunt and uncle). Who are great people, but so old that they're at least pushing 70. I'm a bit worried about their competency.
So, uhm, I'll go back to fretting and remembering that /a/ isn't my blog now, unless someone else has some helpful insight or can lighten my spirit.