KoG's Egyptian Roulette

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I know you're wetting you're sagebars just reading this. If you win, you're allowed to do anything to me. Need I say more?

1= *Click* ╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♡ Hop (ノ ಠ_ಠ)ノ♤ Step ╭(ಠ_ಠ)╮♧ Jump 乀(ಠ_ಠ 乀)♢♢
╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♡ Drew (ノ ಠ_ಠ)ノ♤ Draw ╭(ಠ_ಠ)╮♧ Drawn 乀(ಠ_ಠ 乀)♢♢
╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♡ Chips (ノ ಠ_ಠ)ノ♤ Syrup ╭(ಠ_ಠ)╮♧ Whipcream 乀(ಠ_ಠ 乀)♢♢
╰(ಠ_ಠ)╯♡ My (ノ ಠ_ಠ)ノ♤ would-be ╭(ಠ_ಠ)╮♧ self! 乀(ಠ_ಠ 乀)♢♢

2= *BANG* Nothing of meaning was lost.

3= *BANG* After tending your wound with hot lemon juice, you managed to walk away with a crushed skull.

4= *BANG* People die when they are killed

5= *BANG* The Door to Darkness has opened.

6= *BANG* You lie defeated in your own puddle of piss and tears.

7= *Click* RON PAUL!!!

8= *BANG* I cheated. :D ಭ_ಭ ^_^ O_O ๏̯͡๏)

9= *BANG* Cirno freezes your entire body and throws it into outer space

0= *BANG* You have an orgy with Kaiba