My theory is that Moot used to be an avid anime figurine collector. But one day while Moot was at work, his home was burglarized. When he got home half of his collection was missing. He couldn't call the police because he would be too ashamed and embarrassed when they find out his abnormal obsession. Moot was trapped like a rat. I prisoner of his own hobby. Moot decided to take his rage out on the rest of his figurines with a baseball bat. Several thousands of dollars gone within a single night. Moot vowed never to get involved into figurine collecting again. That is why Moot hates figs. That is why you will never get a /fig/ board.