It's copypasta. Just like this:
"Don't Break the Ice"
Narrator: Every ice piece has been painstakingly removed, with the exception of those surrounding the edges. There is no piece that can be removed without causing the surrounding ice to fall through! It is Kaiji's turn, and if he loses, he will have his left hand froze solid in liquid nitrogen!
Narrator: Icy hands of destruction reach out for Kaiji! He never thought his opponent would be able to remove the last block, and now that his path has been frozen shut! Thick, impermeable ice blocks his path, with sharp sickles of death approaching from behind! The only way out is forward, but it has been sealed! A frozen fate beckons him! What move can he possibly make?!
Kaiji thinks to himself: "Shit! What can I do in this hopeless situation?! I'm going to lose my hand! Wait, don't think about that. Contemplating the stakes only serves to distract you from the game."