Well, we weren't exactly married or anything like that but she was the whole world for me. Her blond curls, her bipolar personality and even the endless lawsuits. Sometimes you get kind of carried away in a relationship like that. To make a long story short, it didn't work out in the end. I kept emailing her and she kept suing the phone companies. Eventually I ran out of phones and we couldn't communicate any more. Then she pretty much walked out on me. That's how it goes, I guess. Still it sickens my heart to think about her living her new life far away from me. Sometimes I mail her, but there never is any reply.