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So, I woke up this morning to hearing "LOCAL BOY IN HOSPITAL AFTER IMITATING CARTOON" on the radio. Apparently, this kid thought he was Gaara when he stuck his head in his sandbox and was then sent into a coma. The worst part was that this kid was in the fucking fifth grade. He wasn't a kindergartener, he was fucking eleven years old.

/a/, part of me feels sorry for the kid and his parents, but another part feels pissed that he didn't die, thus improving the gene pool slightly.