when i was
took away my fuckin chilhood
and made me watch pokemon
"Son when you grow up, will you be the saviour of the mupkipz,
The slowpokes and the mew?"
"Will you defeat them, your sekins, and all the gary oaks, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A blastoise to lead you in the summer,
To join the pokeparade."