Kaiji eyes widen as he reads the replies to his post. Not one Anonymous has taken the bait!
"But, how?" Kaiji chokes out, his eyes already welling with tears. "I did everything perfectly! I found a circlejerk, and tore into it with the most scathing and contemporary commentary. Why didn't they take the bait?"
Willing to sink Kaiji even farther into hades, Tonegawa illuminates Kaiji's mistakes with frightening accuracy! "You weren't wrong, Kaiji-kun. It's true that Fukamoto's art is shit, and it's doubly true that Anonymous is circlejerking, but you've forgotten the very first rule of trolling. Because of your ignorance of that most basic fact, you've doomed yourself without my help."
Confident in Kaiji's utter demise, Tonegawa pauses to light another cigarette, only continuing after a victorious puff. A puff that disperses into thin air, all too like Kaiji's brief flirtation with victory!
Yes, Kaiji has fallen into a pit from which there is no return. A bottomless pit that exists in every man's heart, growing ever larger with each successive mistake! He has forsaken the very essence of trolling, and with it, he has lost everything he has ever worked for!
"The best troll, Kaiji-kun, is so subtle that no is sure that you're trolling at all."