ONE HUNDRED THINGS YOU'LL NEVER SEE OROCHIMARU DO
1, Do the moon walk
2, Win "Miss America"
3, Try to take over a fan-girl's body
4, Wallow in the song "I can't make you love me(if you don't)"
5, Admit, in a game of a "truth or dare" that he has the hots fo Kabuto
6, Spread a rumer that Sakura is going out with Neji
7, Decide that he wants Sai's body instead of Sasuke's
8, Support Hinaino
9, Run for breast cancer
10, Yell "I LIKE PEANUTS!!!!!"
11, Stop reffering to himself as "the predator"
12, Star in 'You're a Good Man Charlie Brown'
13, Dress as Arwen for Halloween
14, Stop wearing that stupid purple bow
15, Smile and say "lol I'ma Bitch"
16, Run from a small snake and wale
17, Chew the same peice of gum for a week
16, Use his tung to scratch his own eye
17, Become the envy of the fandom basis
18, Have as many fangirls as Sasuke-kun
19, Take a Hogwarts student hostage
20, Become the next big vilane in Gundome Wing
21, Eat 5 corn dogs with strawbaries
22, Go to a tanning salon because he thinks he is too pale (which is true)
23, Sing "In These Delightful, Pleasant Groves" on stage
24, sob and declare that deep down inside, all he wants is to be loved
25, Think he is fat
26, Ask Anko to marry him
27, Tell Neji to go get a hair cut
28, Shave his head and yell "MWAHAHA!!! I'M LORD VOLDIMORT!!!"
29, Get Hyuuga contacts
30, Discover Kabuto's secret stash of Shonanai
31, Go to Shikamaru's birthday party
32, Find a way not to go to the world premeir of "Snakes on a Plane"
33, Take love potion number nine
34, Hier Richard to kill Ino
35, Get married fresh out of high school
36, Not get what he wants
37, apologize for cursing people
38, go cross eyed and say "One day the world will be over run by killer Tomatoes..."
39, Go to the top of a mountain and yell "I'M STREIGHT!!!"
40, Perform native american tribal chants through his socorder and acumpany himself on the electic chellow... which he never studdied