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True GAR.

Honestly, now that I think of it, why the fuck were we ever arguing about whether Raoh is manlier than Genome, or whatever? Mr. Koiwai would mop the floor with every SaiGAR contender to date. Kamina can go beyond the impossible, but can he juggle work in one hand and a hyperactive green-haired child in the other? No he fucking can’t, he could barely get Simon to come out of his shell, and even that required nothing short of his life. Claire may have seduced a mute zealot in record time, but as indicated by Pretty Neighbour, every woman in the world wants Mr Koiwai’s cock.

No other man deserves greater praise than this golden slacker.