I've compiled myself an imaginary girlfriend from bits and pieces from all the animu characters I like. I talk to her out loud when I'm alone and in my head when I'm around people. I take her out on dates; movies, a restaurant, the park. I don't talk to anybody anymore because I spend all the time I can chatting to her. I go to sleep hugging a body pillow and pretending it's her.
But I'm still sane, right?