To say I love mai waifu would be an understatement, to say I have wet dreams about her would be an understatement of my dreams about her. I love that she makes me watch her bathe, and after she gets all "warm" she begs me to use her. Afterwards, I praise her. She always does a good job. She loves it when I sneak up on her while she's cutting onions, and then I'll just grab her from behind, and I always say "Guess what happens next?". The only reason I would want to be immortal is to be with her forever.