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You know /a/, when you said that Shinji faps over Asuka in a coma in EoE, I thought you were lying. Like you were about the guitar ninjas in Princess Tutu, or that shitty meme Ghost Slide. It just sounded so fucking ridiculous.

Apparently you weren't lying. Fuck.

In a way, watching that scene made me feel better about myself, because now I know that no matter how much I screw up in life, I will never come even close to the level of absolute fail Shinji achieves in this movie.

But I'm curious, so ITT characters who have failed even harder than Shinji.