I have to agree with you.
Onto the subject at hand. Still no source on the OP picture. Hell, I'd be happy with an artist name (seeing how his work doesn't look like shit, so I'd have no objections to downloading more of his work), but you guys won't give it up because I had to be "more of a dick then necessary". My heart goes out to you, but I'm on a mission here.
Yet another miss, this time with "Akira-sama__Lucky_Star_Hentai_Doujin". At least the art isn't as bad as the last one (and has the delicious flat chest I've been looking for). Not a bad fap, really. Got the blood going pretty good.
Picture is the cover.
Come on guys, this can end right now if I get a name.