1.Why does Kira love Christmas?Because there's no L!
2.What does kenshiro drink?WATTA!
3.Kamina and L walk into a bar.THEY DIE.
4.What did Char say when he stubbed his toe?Gundam it!
5.Why is Light like a lift?Because he’s an L evader!
6.What is Dio's favorite bread?WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
7.What do you call when you have an anime "chick" in bondage? A hentie
8.I saw a Gurren Lagann character, Viral, getting into the Christmas spirit the other day by collecting money for the Salvation Army outside the local mall. Now, I know it may be hard to imagine a beastman in the red suit, ringing the bell, but I think he made a good Santa Claws.
9.What did Light say when L finally displayed irrefutable evidence that he was Kira?Yagami
10.Did you hear about the new Elric brother down in precinct? They say he's not as short as Edward but not as tall as Alfonse. He's called full middle alchmist! 11.So
, after L died, Light had some pretty terrible dreams for a while. He would dream he came in to work, only to find L sitting there waiting for him, in his characteristic crouching and barefoot way. 'You killed me', L would snarl, and then L's feet would grow larger and hairer, and get claws, and L would start kicking and ripping and tearing and stomping, and Light would wake up in a cold sweat. Yes, it was truly a nightmare of L’s feet.
12.Why did the Anti-Spiral want to buy a new washing machine? You just lost the game.
What did Sakura say when she found Naruto yaoi on /a/? Sauce, k?