The call back:
"Hi, Tom. This is Steve from ACME Game Studios."
"Oh, hi Steve!"
"I just wanted call and thank you for your interest in contributing to our game's development and that your design portfolio was phenomenal, but..."
"But the 3d graphic of the chimera with a perfectly erect snake projecting out of its asshole was appalling you sick fuck. I'll see to it that you'll never work in this town again!"
"But...But...will it Blender?"